Apparently cat-ownership is equivalent to devil worship...

Thanks to Syntax of Things, I found this little gem.

I'm speechless, really, I don't know what to say...

Here's an excerpt

Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum)

Obviously this person has never watched Animal Planet. . .