Obsessed bin Laden wanted to kill Whitney Houston's husband

One of the highlights of the workday doldrums is getting stuff like this from your co-workers:

Go here to read about Kola Boof's alleged account of bin Laden's obsession with Whitney Houston.

Here's a little excerpt:

He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives.

While there is doubt as to the credibility of Kola Boof's accounts as mistress/sex slave to bin Laden, it does make for an entertaining read.